Geenstijl

Het is weekend. Zin in bier nu.

Kumquat, coffee, poppy seeds?
They're fucking up beer like you wouldn't believe!
I didn't ask to drink my meal
So take out the fucking orange peel.
From craft to trash, who gave you the power
To infuse a fucking elderflower?

Basil, oyster, grapefruit juice?
Beer already came in different hues,
It was seasonal, artisanal, in numerous styles,
So save the fruit for a fucking child.
Hemp, nougat, peppercorn?
That's not beer, it's fucking flavor porn.
Coconut, pineapple, and horchata?
Just brew the beer the way you oughta!
Prettig weekend. En be nice.