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De partijideologen van Islamitische Staat gaven het al toe in editie 4 van hun islamglossy "Dabiq": "Ja we handelen in slaaf-wijven. Bovendien doen we dit doortastend en daar zijn we trots op". Iets wat daarvoor steeds werd ontkend door de kalifaatfanaten. Maar sinds dit jaar is er duidelijkheid. Vrouwen in de (politieke) islam zijn minder waard dan iemand in een oranje CIA-huispak. Tegen vrouwen en sjiietische Special Forces die vooral goed zijn in dansen durven ze wel. De beelden van zielige slaaf-vrouwtjes kennen we inmiddels allemaal (hier & hier). De ratio en precieze reglementen erachter de islamitische seksslavernij, in de uitgebreide woorden van IS zelf, tot dusver niet. Speciaal voor de nieuwsgierige reaguurders heeft het Kalifaat nu een handig Koranisch Q&A documentje samengesteld. Dit werd ergens diep in het internet op een duister pro-IS-Twitter-account gevonden en vertaald door het Middle East Media Research Institute MEMRI. De geilste meest stuitende bevindingen volgen na de breek, maar hier alvast een aperitief: Question 17: What is al-'azl? "Al-'azl is refraining from ejaculating on a woman's pudendum [i.e. coitus interruptus]." Kortom: CUMSHOT ON EVERYWHERE, behalve op de voorbips Question 18: May a man use the al-'azl [technique] with his female slave? "A man is allowed [to use] al-'azl during intercourse with his female slave with or without her consent." Bukkake, ook al schudt ze nee. Question 13: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a female slave who has not reached puberty? "It is permissible to have intercourse with the female slave who hasn't reached puberty if she is fit for intercourse; however if she is not fit for intercourse, then it is enough to enjoy her without intercourse." Als het past, dan mag het. Past het niet, geef ze dan de vinger.

Question 1: What is al-sabi? "Al-Sabi is a woman from among ahl al-harb [the people of war] who has been captured by Muslims." Duidelijk. Al-Sabi = Al-Seksslaafie Question 8: If two or more [men] buy a female captive together, does she then become [sexually] permissible to each of them? "It is forbidden to have intercourse with a female captive if [the master] does not own her exclusively. One who owns [a captive] in partnership [with others] may not have sexual intercourse with her until the other [owners] sell or give him [their share]." BOOEEEEE! Er mag ook niks. Question 16: Can two sisters be taken together while taking slaves? "It is permissible to have two sisters, a female slave and her aunt [her father's sister], or a female slave and her aunt [from her mother's side]. But they cannot be together during intercourse, [and] whoever has intercourse with one of them cannot have intercourse with the other, due to the general [consensus] over the prohibition of this." BOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Question 4: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a female captive? "It is permissible to have sexual intercourse with the female captive. Allah the almighty said: '[Successful are the believers] who guard their chastity, except from their wives or (the captives and slaves) that their right hands possess, for then they are free from blame [Koran 23:5-6]'..." Hee. Dat boek kennen we. Staat in de Tweede Kamer op het bureau van Van Miltenburg. Question 5: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a female captive immediately after taking possession [of her]? "If she is a virgin, he [her master] can have intercourse with her immediately after taking possession of her. However, is she isn't, her uterus must be purified [first]…" WTF? Het document bevat helaas geen infographic over hoe een baarmoeder dan wel precies gepurificeerd moet worden, en waarmee. Zoeken we uit. Question 6: Is it permissible to sell a female captive? "It is permissible to buy, sell, or give as a gift female captives and slaves, for they are merely property, which can be disposed of [as long as that doesn't cause [the Muslim ummah] any harm or damage." Dingen uitdelen die niet van jou zijn. Hoe PvdA. Question 7: Is it permissible to separate a mother from her children through [the act of] buying and selling? "It is not permissible to separate a mother from her prepubescent children through buying, selling or giving away [a captive or slave]. [But] it is permissible to separate them if the children are grown and mature." WAT LIEF!!!1! Question 19: Is it permissible to beat a female slave? "It is permissible to beat the female slave as a [form of] darb ta'deeb [disciplinary beating], [but] it is forbidden to [use] darb al-takseer [literally, breaking beating], [darb] al-tashaffi [beating for the purpose of achieving gratification], or [darb] al-ta'dheeb [torture beating]. Further, it is forbidden to hit the face." Right. Altijd van je af slaan, maar nooit in het gezicht beuken. Tot zover de Manual: Seksslaven Hoe & Wat. Doe er uw voordeel mee.