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Wouter Bos heeft 4 miljard euro nodig om Fortis te redden. Maar terwijl de Belgen er indirect 470 euro per persoon voor gaan dokken, wil onze Bos het anders opknappen. Niet door belastingeld door te sluizen naar Fortis, maar door externe financiering te zoeken. Klinkt geloofwaardig... Maar hij is goed bezig man! Dear Dutchmen, First I must solicit your greatest confidence in this transaction. Because I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of Holland. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 4 billion Euro's. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Letherme, a minister of the Republic of Belgium, so your transaction will be utmost in good hands. If this goes all good, there will be much more splendid deals to come! Let me stress, this is a matter of great urgency. We need your blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds from our belastingoffice because I promised the people of our great Nation I will find the moneysum elsewhere. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred. This should be before my minions will ask about this procedure in The Second Room. Please reply with all of your bank account so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. I will call this transfer a 'bond'. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds. Let me assure you the transfer will be at utmost safe! I will not supply you with any risk. I just need a bank account so I can transfer the sum of money. WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 90% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 40% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER. Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Wouter Bos w.bos@minfin.nl